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Wow. What can I say about the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.... Well, first of all, it saves me a boatload of time in the morning. I work at a food processing plant and my job is to cut bananas for snack pack type containers. All of my coworkers have lost their jobs due to automation and robots taking over, however since I have been there the longest, they offered me a position alongside the robots......... I couldn't keep up. I would frequently get ridiculed by the robots for cutting slow and uneven slices......well not anymore! Ever since getting the Pulitzer 571 I have been earning my keep! My banana slices are even, crisp, and the whole tool itself just inspires confidence! I will never go back to using a butter knife at work or at home (for cutting bananas...let's get real....I still have to butter my toast and my famous baked potatoes.....they are actually double baked....twice with cheese, and I leave the onions off until the second bake as to not burn them... (it's all in the details)) Thank you Juniper 601!!!! This has been the 5th best purchase for approximately 5 dollars I've ever bought.
I was sitting on the couch and my doorbell rang. I leapt off the sofa and ran to the door screaming, “My banana slicer!” I opened the package and immediately snatched a banana to slice. Without instructions included I did not realize I had to peel the banana first. It was a gooey mess and I had to grab another. This time I peeled it, but my banana was too small. It didn’t fill the whole slicer. I went to Walmart Customer Service, “Do you have any giant bananas?” I questioned. The attendant turned away. I think he was laughing. He called for another attendant, they went to the back, and brought out the biggest bananas I’ve ever seen. I went home with the bananas. I peeled the bananas and used the banana slicer. It was so satisfying to cut the bananas. I did it all day and forgot to go to work. I got a call from my boss. “You’re fired!” he screamed into the phone. I cried. I am no longer Jake from State Farm. I am now just Jake.
What an amazing product. This year for my wedding anniversary, I asked what my wife wanted. She told me after all these years I should know what she wanted, and it hit me - banana slicer. When I wished her happy anniversary and gave it to her, the look on her face was so amazing. Priceless. There were lots of tears. Thank you so much for making such a fantastic, and useful kitchen tool. I am sure that she will always treasure it.